I just found this website:
http://www.goodquotes.com/funnythoughts.htm
I'm going to post some of my favorites.
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember
that they forgot?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
Is it because of that song?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why are we afraid of falling?
Shouldn't we be afraid of the sudden stop?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the driver end up owing you money?
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Is Disney world the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?