OH man I have a really embarrasing one. At my work we have recently moved into a new modular building which is huge and full of cubicles. Anyways there is a really wierd girl that I used to work with, she left about 2 months ago. She was just kind of "off", always talking about weird stuff, looked very strange, and had no concept of a personal bubble of space...she would get really close to you when she was talking to you. One day all the guys in my cubicle were laughing about her and then someone mentioned me in a joking kind of way, and I said something to the effect of "well at least I'm not going around putting my boobs all over people like Joy does!"
Everyone laughed for like 2 seconds and then everything goes DEAD quiet....I look over and notice that her boyfriend (now husband) had come in just in time to hear my little comment! To make matters worse he is a Marine in my company, and he outranks me....
That'll teach ya to talk about people behind their backs I guess....I was SOOOOO embarrassed, I couldn't even look the poor guy in the eye.
Not to mention that he had already gotten a lot of crap for going out with this girl because she was kinda gross, but he was really weird as well so I guess they were a good match. |