OK, here's mine. My 13 year old was 3 years old at the time and he was very precocious, he would talk to anyone and sometimes we were afraid of what he would say but he was also really cute. Anyways, we run into one of my husbands cousins and we're talking and Anthony interrupts and says to her "Hey are you old?" Now we're getting a little nervous and she kinds laughs and says "yeah, I guess I am kinda old" so he starts pointing to his face and his little face scrunches up and he says "cause I saw this stuff on t.v., it gets ridda wrinkles, I think you should get some".
Another time, it was around Christmas and the movie Toy Story was his favorite. These 2 elderly ladies come up to us and say "What do you want for Christmas?" He motions with his arms kinda like you do with a big fish and says "I want a really really big woody" You knew what they were thinking when they looked at me. (For those of you with dirty minds... Woody was the main character in Toy Story
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