oh my gosh. I'm cracking up here. LOL these are so funny!!
I have one. Its not my most embarrassing thing ever, but it was still pretty embarrassing. This past Friday night, I was at rehearsal for my school's show (Beauty and the Beast). In the opening scene, I am the baker's wife and I have to run after him (the baker)when he walks away. I had taken off my shoes, and I had on socks. Everything was going PERFECTLY and I went to run after him and I got about 3 feet and my feet went in one direction and my body went the other. I landed flat on my face in front of the whole cast and all the parents who had come to help out with some things. I was down and up in like .2 seconds and everyone was laughing and clapping. I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.
My friend told me it looked all matrix-y because I was flailing as I went down.