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Ok, so this is probably gonna sound a bit gross, but hey, guys do it all the time, so why can't we? LOL! I was 17 years old when I got married and my hubby had a bad habit of addressing his farts, he'd let one rip and say, "Honey, I farted for you." Ya, what a gift hu, lol. So, I got into the habit of addressing mine to him as well, lol. Well, time went on and we had our first child, a daughter. She was the cutest lil thing you ever did see, had dark brown curly hair, as curly as Shirley Temples and had the biggest brown eyes. So, when she came along, we got in the habit of addressing farts to her as well. Well, I'm here to tell ya, kids really do learn what they hear! Jess was a lil over a year and a half, I'm in K-mart with her right at the checkout. They lady ringing us up looks at Jess and says, "Oh, look at all that curly hair, you're so pretty, what's your name?" My year and a half year old daughter looks at her and says, "I'm Jessica Ann, I farted for you!" The lady looks at her like, hu, and asks again what her name is, Jess says even louder, I'm Jessica Ann and I farted for you!! Oh I about DIED!! I picked her up out of the cart, left everything there and walked out, decided I didn't need ANYTHING I had went shopping for, lol.