Didn't know you were writing a comedy thread, did ya?
We are very careful about never "chasing". My hubby likes to run and play in the house with Coby, but my rule is "you have to let Coby chase you; you can't chase him".
The problem is that if DH is running around the table letting Coby chase him, somehow Coby knows how to adjust the speed, either faster or slower, until suddenly without my hubby's knowledge, he is chasing Coby.
Damn smart york's.