I'm going to have some fun with this one, I've seen others do this and love trying to make the scammers nutso. So here is my first email to them
Hello, I'm inquiring about your puppy ad. I have been looking for a puppy just like her for a very long time and I think your little girl might be just what I need. I have very limited funds so I don't know if I could pay more then what it might cost to ship her, would you consider lowering the price please? I would give her a really good home. I have a lot of yard to run in and she would have a really big dog house to keep her out of the snow. It would also keep her warm when it gets to be so bitterly cold here.
Thank you so much for this chance,
Vicky Scumbuster |