Okay, so thid reminded me of a name our last Yorkie was called one...
My parents had gone out to a market one weeken and Dad was walking Trixie when they ran into one of Mum's work collegues... Monday morning the man asked my Mum if her husban often dragged his wig round on a piece of string!
(Dad was fairly receeded hairline wise so me and Mum found this highly amusing that someone made a wig comment!)
