Well, Scruffy (RIP) was Sargeant Scruffy aka Scruff-man, Winkie-man, Scruff-Puff, etc. He would rat out Cinder everytime she came near the little ones water bowl. He also liked to call OnStar and get directions to Super Fresh for carrots, etc.
Gracie (RIP) was a radio talk show host and always answered the phone with "Dis is Gwacie, how tan I help?" She also ran the household, the neighborhood, and generally any group in which she found herself! She loved malls, Chinese restaurants and pink leather. She never played with a toy in her life!
Miss Lexy Marie (whom you all may identify as Wexy) works for Toys R Us as a toy tester. She loves to play with toys of all kinds! She has a side job as a urine tester for Congoleum. They wanted to know how many times a floor could be peed on without wearing out. She is still working on that assignment and expecting a huge bonus in '06. Lexy, in her spare time, is learning that drywall and woodwork belong on the wall and not in your mouth. She aspires to be an all natural girl and have dreadlocks, but that is not to be. One must suffer to be beautiful at times. Often, her dreams of grandeur include turning into a "bwack Wab." Don't anyone tell her she is short and only 2 1/2 lbs. ok? We don't want to break her spirit!!
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