Ever notice how mommies and daddies dust "fordit" to tell you fings? Here I was, minding my own bidness when dis wady tomes in my back door wif a big white bird in a tage!!! He is big as me! Mommy just goes over to him and dits him out of dat tage and he goes up on her shoulder wike he owns her or sumpin'!! She den fusses at ME for barkin' and tells me dat dis is Wouie (Louie) and he used to be her bird and we are babysittin' him for da whole weekend!!!! She said he went to wive wif Michelle cause he didn't have a safe pwace in our new house. Her WUVS dis bird!!!! Tan you bewieve it?? I'm donna pack my wittle hobo bag and make me a sign dat says HAWWIE AND SIMON'S HOUSE OR BUST, and go out on da highway and hitchike outta here! Da** bird! Ugwy bird! Stupid bird! Hummmpphhhh!
Wuv, Wexy
