I thought that you might get a kick out of this so I am going to share.
Late last nite, early am, whatever, I noticed that the kids were out of OJ so at 2:30 am I run to the grocery store. Its open 24 hours. best time to go too cause there in no one in there. Anyway, I get the OJ and a few other things and head back towards home. Im in my jeep. Have a tank top on with a pink hoodie over it, and a pair of pink betty boop pj pants. Not looking my best, OK. I get pulled over. Im racking my brain trying to think of what the hell i did wrong. The cop walks up to the driverside and says. "Do you know why I pulled you over??" I say no, then he says "in this town we have a curfew of 12am for minors" I say ok and your point being???????? Then he says "Its 245am you should be at home where you belong" I laugh and say you have got to be sh**ing me. He says "this is not a laughing matter miss. this is serious" I hand him my lisence and he looks it over. Doesn't say a word and walks back to his car and drives off. IM 29 YEARS OLD AND I GOT PULLED OVER FOR CURFEW VIOLATION!!!!!!!!
Then today I had to go to the doc with my gramma. The rehabcenter/ nursing home that she is in recovering is about 30 min from here. I also had to take my kids to the pool here in town at a certain time so I was running a little late. Mind you I know better than to speed on certain roads around here. I grew up here. Its just something that you learn. ANyway. There is a silver mustang GT in front of me going 40 in a 45. Major irritation of mine. DO THE DAMN SPEED LIMIT AT LEAST!!!! So I pass him. I drive a dodge charger RT besides the jeep. I get next to the guy and he speeds up. SO I speed up to pass him. Within a minute I have a county cop pulling me over. Gave me a ticket for doing 20 over in a 45.
To make matters worse this jerk in the mustang pulls over about 5 miles up the road and waits for me. Then gets next to me at the stop light and asks if I want to race him. I told him I would be at the drag strip later, he is more than welcome to meet me there and get toasted by a girl in a dodge. LOL JERK!!!!
(my dad drag races cars, I know how to drive.........)
Thought you might like a laugh today at my expense. I dont mind. Really I dont. LOL
