Looks like a girl to me too. I have laughed so hard, my family came running to see what I was reading!!
Thanks for the comic relief! But seriously, you should get the little guy/gal to a vet ASAP to confirm the sex and for a checkup. The most important thing is to have a healthy puppy! And Simplythi, please know that we are not laughing
at you. Thank heavens we have a forum where a person can ask
any question. I appreciate your honesty. It's certainly endearing! Good luck!