 Request for Admission to join LGC
Hello Boyz!
Name: Stanford MacKenzie Knapp
Daddy's name: Matthew
Birthday:1998
Age:10
Favorite Game: Running in my sleep
Tip for the younger boys: Get lots of rest, and RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!
Favorite place to potty (where you won't get caught): Only outside, thank you.
Anything else you might like to add: Listen men: I have had a tough life, but I am one tough old man. Yes, I can be a bit crotchety at times, and want to play less and enjoy rest more. But if I can tame my cat brother and sister, and my MUCH LARGER younger dog brother... well, you get the point. I have lots of wisdom to impart to all of you, so much that I deserve a prize for all the crap I have put up with in my life.
My new dad seems OK. It will take some time for me to trust him and adjust, but he said I am not going anywhere, so I feel better already.
Oh yeah...eat lots.
So BRING IT ON!
Stanford (but you can call me...Mr. Stannie.)
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