LOL V...
I have a sorta funny one.
When we sold our house back in 2001, we had about 6 weeks from when we accepted an offer to when we were gonna move out. Everything worked fine, except per our sales contract, we had to take care of a few things. There had been a leak under two faucets in the past, but we had to show that those weren't leaking anymore. The inspector came by and he inspected all the plumbing and he saw that it was good!
I swear, we couldn't get out of that house fast enough before stuff started breaking!
So one week after the sale, my husband and boys were in the backyard playing ball, and they threw the baseball into our kitchen window. The buyers came to see the house and the kitchen window was all duct taped together. They're like, "um are you gonna fix that?" Of course, it was fixed a couple days later.
Then, the kitchen faucet underneath started leaking again, and I had to get a plumber in to fix it.
About a week later, the door to the broiler on our oven just fell off! It was only screws, so that was easily fixed, but it was almost laughable to watch things just happen like this.
One week before move out, the electrical outlet in the hall bathroom stopped working.
Then the day we moved, and I was vacuuming the house before we left, another bathroom outlet just croaked on me.
I packed up the vacuum and said, forget it, we had to buy them a $200 warranty for the house, that can cover it.
And I hi tailed it outta there before anything else just broke in front of me!