ah, bless your heart. I'm so sorry this is so hard for you.
ok...I have a moving story to really get a laugh out of you. OH GOSH I can't believe I am sharing this with you ladies
but it's all because I luv ya V
ok...so, I was single for a LONG time. let me just start out by saying that
and one of my close friends is involved with "Surprise Parties". those are "girl" parties. or "sex toy" parties as some will call them
well, needless to say, I ended up with a few "toys". (I hope there are no kids reading this
) Well, my best friend, who is a guy...was coming to help me put a bed together. I had NO tool other than the hammer I bought so I could hang things up so he came over to help me. I was joking around with him because this was a new wrought iron bed and I said "sweet...now I will have a place to hang these.." and I pulled out some fuzzy hand cuffs. He was in stitches laughing. I tried convincing him that I had never used them but had them because my friend gave them to me and I thought they were funny. he didn't buy it...but I WAS being honest
Well, he was playing around with them and I snatched them up and said "ok, enough goofing off, time to get this bed done!!" so I took the handcuffs and threw them in the drawer to my night stand. suddenly we heard "Bbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
yep...throwing those in there triggered a vibrating sound LOL
I was mortified and was trying to find it and turn it off!!!! I was SOOOOOO embarrassed. I had no idea what to say. neither of us did. I just walked out of the room and went and got something to drink LOL
a few days later, he was coming over to move something else into the house for me and he came to get my key from me at work. he said "nothing is going to start vibrating will it???" again..I was mortified. This was the first mentioning of the "incident". LOL now, it is a common joke among me and my friends...even tho it was several years ago LOL
ok....now I'm embarrassed again
