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Originally Posted by kanda  VANCOUVER - Toby the fish, age unknown, died today. While he provided owner, Kanda, much grief and several ulcers, he was ultimately loved and well cared for. Much of his time was spent swimming, playing dead and eating Kanda's other fish friends. It appears that Toby crossed the rainbow bridge in a drunken stupor; witnesses found a Smirnoff Vodka bottle on the scene, thougt it is unclear as to who actually drank the vodka. A private memorial service will be held for friends and family at a later date. In lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations be made to their favourite charity. |
I'm sorry, but I just don't find this funny at all. Is this the kind of "obituary" you'll make when your yorkie ("just a fish, just a dog") passes? I just don't get how it's funny to watch a creature suffer, then make a funny obit about it.
