[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by kanda

VANCOUVER - Toby the fish, age unknown, died today. While he provided owner, Kanda, much grief and several ulcers, he was ultimately loved and well cared for. Much of his time was spent swimming, playing dead and eating Kanda's other fish friends. It appears that Toby crossed the rainbow bridge in a drunken stupor; witnesses found a Smirnoff Vodka bottle on the scene, thougt it is unclear as to who actually drank the vodka. A private memorial service will be held for friends and family at a later date. In lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations be made to their favourite charity.

Rip Toby....

Btw, would that be a burial at sea???