This is Lucy. I am so mad at Rebel! We had a good thing going for the last few days. Mommy's been off work and things were going great until last night.
I heard Mommy squealing and took off running to find the excitement. Hmmmm, My little dummy brother, Rebel, had a turd stuck in his hiney hair
He was sitting in Mommy's favorite chair - the cream colored one and he started scrubbing his dumb little hiney on the arm of her chair. Mommy came unglued
She grabbed him up and took off so fast I thought she'd outrun ME. She stuck him in the tub and cleaned him up and the little goofball was happy again.........until this morning.
Mommy called Miss Patsy - the lady who washes us and makes us smell good-and told her we needed to come in TODAY. Hmmmph - I didn't DO ANYTHING, but I had to go, TOO!
If anybody wants to come get Rebel, he's clean right now and the turd thing is under control for a while. When you get here, knock on the door and ask for Lucy and I'll slip him out to you.
I don't think Mommy will miss him - do you?