Dear Eddie and Jack,
 Dis ish tumi and gracie! leave your daddie and come live wid us! our mommy and daddie dun't take us out in the winter..we use wee wee pads.  So come and live wid us and we''ll share our wee wee pad wid you guys.  plus we need big brothers to protect us! forgive ur daddie...he ish old..hehehehehe