Eddie, dear boy. This calls for immediate action and a surveillance camera needs to be installed to watch DBD's lack of responsibility. I have to admit that I forgot about Sophie in the car once when I was shopping and it was hot, but that was due to chemo brain. Perhaps you need to feed your DBD spinach?
Wait, I have an idea, boys. Become a latch key kid and wear the ignition and door keys on your collars. I like the idea of peeing on his shoes as a reminder.
Perhaps a current video of your DBD showering you with treats and words of "I am sorry" would show the rest of the YT pups that he is really regretful.
PS You write very well, Eddie and should think about a part time job as a journalist for a Yorkie magazine. |