Eddie, you poor thing! I've noticed your Daddy getting a little weird lately. I mean, he said "me" instead of "I." Who does that?
Maybe he needs to go see a doctor or something. I heard people forget things when they get old. Good thing my mommy is only 31. But she did forget to put "other" in that Yorkshire Terrier post. But whatever, that's just an oversight...leaving you outside isn't an oversight. Anyway, if I wasn't a spoiled bitch I'd say you can come live with me, but I don't know if you'd like it here. It doesn't snow that much and we don't have such a big back yard. But we don't have moose!
Maybe some other YTer can help you out.
Again, sorry your dad is losing it. Good luck!
Love,
Baby