Dis here is Roxy -- my momma was going to sign me up for da club a couple days ago, but she started fawwing asweep at da 'puter

- then yesterday I sid momma what abut da club - but she went off to watch some udder yorkies strut der stuff at a dog show
So finally, I just do it meself -- Sounds like I da old lady of da group

I twurned 6 on Dec. 2 - I weigh 3 1/4 pounds. Evewybudy alwayz saz I so liltle - but I'm da guard at da house & da hunter & I bark like a big, big dog -- so I knowd I'm weally a big dog

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Plus, being in dis club is upsetting my brudder - but he sez I should ask if he qualifies -he weighs a whooping 4 1/2 pounds -- I sed he's 1/2 pound toooo much so na-na-na-na
but pwease let us know if he can be in da club too
Will dis cwub have officers? I wud luv to serve - pwease let me know