LOL
I certainly don't mind talking about it but there is no such thing as a healthy guarantee. Even a pup that checks out healthy could cost you THOUSANDS in ONE year.
Three sets of shots plus rabies and bordatella and a wellness visit would be $100-$200. Then you have spay/neuter ($85-$500). That is the first year. Don't forget about heartworm med (atleast $60 a year) and flea med if you use it.