Susanah, you live close to me and can come here. I haven't ever tried eating trash---is it fun??? Sounds like something I might be interested in.
My mommy says my face is greasy and I have to go get a bath too. I think I still look really pretty, but I am going to the vet to get fixed tomorrow and she wants me to look my best, I guess. Maybe you could pack your suitcase and come see me when I get home Friday?????