 You won't believe this lady!
Oh I gotta tell you this...
One time I went to Keystone with my best friend and her family and their friends...
Everybody loved Roxy and of course I had her stroller there....
This one lady came and the whole time she acted better than everybody (even her friends) and made faces and rolled her eyes the whole time, a really snobby witch that had a shirt on that was too tight for her rolly polly belly.
Well, she was like...
"Why do you have a stroller for a dog??? You realize its just a dog don't you???
And I was like...
"No... really? Man, I knew that guy from the adoption agency was telling me a bunch of crap when he told me this was just one of those new "hairy" breed kids... dang it!!!"
She gave me a disgusted look, and I said...
"listen, don't get mad that you were too busy buying ugly too tight for you shirts and Fashion Bug while I was buying an expensive beautiful dog... just go back to your trailer park and enjoy your QVC jewelry & doll collection"
She got really mad at this point and said that the "problem" with the world is ppl like me who are worried more about my "dog" than living a real life...
She said.. "What would you do if that dog died???"
And I said, "I would be heartbroken, I would probably die myself, or at least a part of me would, she is my heart..."
Then, this evil witch said...
"My daughter didn't die when her two twin babies died a few days ago, so if you would die over a stupid dog then you're pathetic..."
Guess how many ways I wanted to make this woman suffer!?!?!
But I pulled myself together...
And I said...
"I am sorry to hear about your daughters loss.... and I dont think anybody should ever have to be in that position... but all I know is that I would feel like my dog is my child... and that only means that I love her very much... Some ppl don't love animals as much as others...
But as for you, all I can say is, I think you're the scum of the Earth & you should be with your daughter instead of at a cook out insulting me about my love for my dog..."
I WANTED TO PUNCH THAT LADY OUT!!!
Sorry it was so long! lol. |