It is me, Susanah.
My mommy is real mad at me. I know she is on account of she yelled my whole big name real loud and her eyes did that poppin' out of her head thing. All just 'cause I getted into the garbage and eated some stuff.
She yelled at me and said I was a bad girl and I stinked and then she gived me a bath and I didn't get no treats or nothin'! Then she telled me my face still looked gweasy and she washed it all over again.
I tried to give her a kiss and say I was sorry and she wouldn't let me. She telled me I still stinked and she didn't want no stinky kisses.
I been sittin' by the door a real long time waitin' on my daddy to get home and he isn't here yet. So I don't gots nobody to love me so I am gonna runned away on account of that will make my mommy real sorry she getted mad at me.
Love,
Susanah
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Ok, so HOW do you get grease off a naughty little girls face? I cleaned out the fidge and she decided it would be fun to knock over the garbage can and get into all the yucky stuff.
I bathed her and washed her face TWICE and she is still greasy and stinky.
I hope she doesn't get sick. I am not sure how long a couple of those things were in there. (they were in the way far back). Do ya'll think I should call the vet just in case?