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Originally Posted by Graleyne  It is me, Susanah.
Be very very careful in case your mommy or daddy does to you what getted done to me. 
First of all I get to go bye bye to my GaGa's house tomorrow. I was real happy 'bout that but then I 'membered that before I go there I have to get a bath. I don't unnerstand why my mommy keeps giving me those thing. How am I s'posed to be the queen of the dirty furkids if she keeps makin' me get clean?
Well, she gived me TWO baths AND she used that con-dish-ner stuff on me. I was so mad at her when she gived me my treat I spitted it right out! (don't worry I went back and got it when she wasn't lookin') One time I getted away from her and I runned fast as I could with shampoo flyin' behind me, but that dumb door getted in my way. Mommy was so mad her eyes did that poppin' out of her head thing and she used my whole big name! I made her say a bad word too! She was mad and hollerin' so I started hollerin' right back at her. That's when daddy came in to see what all the 'motion was about. You know what he did? He HELD me in that tub while Mommy gived me the baths. Traitor!
Now comes the bad part. It is really really bad on account of I getted tricked! Mommy used the air blowin' thing that I like 'cause it is warm and feels good. I thought it was all over because she told me she was sorry she yelled and gived me kisses and anudder treat and opened the door. So there was my mommy, sittin' on the couch mindin' her own business so I decided to tell her I was sorry for yellin' too. You know what she did?! She catched me and pulled out the ear cleanin' stuff and started cleanin' my ears! She had that stuff hided behind her back!
So be very very careful that you don't getted tricked like I did. You might have to get two baths and con-dish-ner and your ears cleaned and your nails cutted too.
Oh, and you know what else my Mommy said? She said it looked like rats had been makin' a nest in my butt hairs! Somebody needs to 'splain to her that rats is for chasin' and not for makin' nests in furkids butt hairs! |
Susanah thank you baby that made my whole day and put a huge
on my face oh and i did a little
Max's momma