Oh yes! Mike has a friend (male) who comes by and cuts our grass for me during the summer because Mike works a lot and I wouldn't know how to so much as turn a lawn mower on lol!
She made a comment about it one day and I VERY sarcastically said, "Oh yeah, let me tell you, S and I are one hell of a hot item!" I kid you not she looked at me and very quietly said, "Oh. Well I didn't know there was something going on." I came inside, picked up the phone and called Mike to warn him that his mother would be calling him with the news that I was having an affair and would you believe that old bat made it to her house and on the phone to him before I did?! And she was in MY DRIVEWAY when we had the conversation!
Oh and I'm not a "city bitch" I am just "foreign" because my family was military and "god only knows where I come from". LOL