Hewwo pwetty gurl!

My name is Max. My Mommie says I can be yurr boyfweind.

I weally wike widdle gurls fwom de sowth. My Mommie is fwom Ten-ten-ten na cee. She saaid I wood wike Sothern gurls? Why? I am 2 years old. I neva had a gurlfwend befor. I am a gentlman

whuteva tat is. Wood you like me?

I am 3 1/2 pds. Do I wook fat in dah pitsures? I haf wong hair. I wuv to pway an wun. I can do twicks too! I wood wuv to haf yoo for Vawentines!

wet me no okay?