Hey Phoebe, dis hew is Wemi. I wuz gonna offer but my Mommy sez I hab ta be gentleman cuz I am aweady pwomised to da bootiful Miss Milli. Mommy sez now dat I am awmost a man - wuteber dat is - I hab to behave an not git into too much twouble wid aww da gurlz on YT. I weawwy don't no wut da fuss is aww about - jist cuz I wift my weg aww da time. I don't no why I do dat - it jist seems nachural. I twy ta weastle wid my dum ole sistur but she gits mad at me. I can't figgur dat out eedder. Hey-you kin hab my dum ole sisture if ya want. She wud make a kewl boy - she is da champeen hole-digger an soccer pwayer. She kin jump aww da way up an wook into the birdie's cage. Anyway, I jist wanted you to know dat you wiww git a super boyfwend cuz you are sooooo pwetty. My mommy sez I better git buzy an wite to Miss Miwwi or I won't hab a gurlfwend anymo. By for now
