Oh no Kelsey, this one is far worse than tooting in front of Michel's studly teacher! The reason this is worse is because my 13 yr old daughter is the one who found me therefore not only will I never hear the end of it, the Mouth of the South will make sure no one else does either.
I am feeling a little better today. Still a little sleepy and slightly hung over from the pain meds.
"That's the advantage of being a guy. It's harder to fall asleep when you're standing up."
Well see, NORMALLY, I am so paranoid over the whole germ thing, that I put down four layers of toilet paper AND one of those butt gasket things and then kind of "hover" over it. So technically I usually stand too. (the toilet paper and butt gasket are just in case I should slip and fall)
The problem was that they gave me a shot at the dr's office that made me not care. As up in the clouds as I was I personally think I deserve some kind of award for making it to the bathroom on my own to begin with!
