 Walmart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her
two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter, Paul Spangler, said pleasantly 'Good morning, and
welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't
twins.'
'The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think
they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied Paul. 'I just couldn't
believe someone made love to you twice.
'Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
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