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Originally Posted by Gingergirlsmom  Tink, dis is Bernie.
I know I sed I'd go to da ball wif you, an I will... but now Ginger is poutin'. She doesn't know who to ask. She sez its hard for pwus size tomboy girwls wike her! I don't know what she's tawkin' about, she's widdler den me... |
Well, well, it looks like Uncle Charlie will have a reason to wear his "tails" after all. My Momma has not been paying attention to the posts, and appreciated the PM from Tink's Mom.
Let's see, my precious black beauty, if Bernie escorts you to the ball, then I could escort lovely Ginger. Since she is young, not exposed to the outside world and under the protection of her brother, it would be an honor to offer her my right paw as I lead her to the dance floor. Just remember Tink, you are a temptation to the younger men, so make sure to place Uncle Charlie on your dance card. That way, Ginger will have an opportunity to make the acquaintance of the other gentlemen, and I will have the pleasure of remembering when I was a "young sport" dancing with two beauties.
Also, we could meet at the local water bowl, share a sip or two, gentlemen paw-shake with Winston and Bernie, and allow the boys an opportunity to peruse the beauty of you and Ginger. PS To Ginger's Mom, bigger girls are "my cup of tea".
Look forward to hearing your response, and that of Ginger's Mom for permission.
With anticipation of the magical moment! Warmly, Uncle Charlie