My daddy watched da "Dog Whisperer" on tv and now he keeps tewwing me I'm a DOG!!! Mommy says to ignore him, but he his hurting my teeny, pwecious feewings! Its otay when I want to be a dog, but not when he says it! He seems to fordit dat I am a big bwack wab just wike Cinder and Waywa! I may onwy weigh 2 1/2 lbs. and have wong hair, but I am definetewy Mommy's baby! I am also fewocious when I am in "bwack wab mode." I fink I am a human, bwack wab! Maybe for Haddoween I'll be a Yorkshire Tewwowist!
I fink I'll go attack Daddy's foot...........
Wuv, Wexy
