LOL, I'm sorry, perhaps this isn't meant to be funny, but it's giving me a good laugh. Is your daughter a teenager by any chance???? I can just hear her, "but, Mom, you said..."
On another note, what a healthy refrigerator full of food you had! Ouch! That stuff will be costly to replace.
If someone were to clean mine out they'd be throwing out soda, wine, sandwich meat...