[Graleyne]

It is me, Susanah.

My mommy gives me the bath all the time too. I fight and cry and even spit my treats out at her. Being dirty and stinky is the best way to be! I like the blow dryer though. It is warm and feels good, 'cept I don't like it on my face.

You know what is worse than the bath part? When she sprays this stuff called con-dish-ner on me. I hate that stuff and I wiggle and wiggle but it doesn't work. She just makes daddy hold me while she sprays away.

After a bath and that con-dish-ner stuff I always pretend like I have to go potty so she will take me outside and I can roll all over the grass and get stinky again!

Sometimes my mommy will say, "Poopanut you smell like a doggie!" Well, I don't know what a doggie is but if it stinks I sure do wanna be one!