 Am I Wrong
Ok, here's the deal. Last CHRISTmas Santa came to our house, as he always does, and I think he was having stomach trouble. He used our bathroom and forgot to flush. Not a pretty site. On top of that, he used up all the toilet paper and didn't even bother to spray or lite a match. And, I think he must have put on some extra weight because the screws that hold on the toilet seat was ripped completely off. Must have happened during a shift of his weight or something like that. Well, anyways, this year, I locked the bathroom door and a put an out of service sign up. Am I wrong for doing so? Oh instead of cookies and milk, I left him some WeightWatcher bars and some slimfast. I also left out my glucometer so he can check his sugar, since he falls into the diabetic catagory. Anyways, do you think I was wrong. Oh one more thing, if his reindeer knock over our trash cans again, I'll be ready for them next year. Anyways, Happy New Year's and may your first days be Jail Free Days. |