Just your SUBJECT TITLE had me laughing - and I know it's not funny to you -there is training that can help though I'm clueless as to what you can do -
I just wanted to say that your 'barking lunatic'
may calm down as she grows up a bit more - She sounds typically female...yap yap ...lol !! Sorry - but your post was kind of funny and I am NO help so I will stop here.
It's almost like she's yelling to anyone who will listen..."HEY YOU ! I'm on my WALK ....waddya think of THAT ?"