Those are so funny! I laughed out loud at the second and third. I give gift cards to my inlaws so it hit home.
My mom baked for the first time in years this year so I am so sending her the third one!
Thanks for posting them.
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"If you have men who will exclude any of God’s creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men." — St. Francis of Assisi, 1181-1226