Hewwo, Cwass. Today, I wiww teach you about pooping in the house wiffout fear.
#1 -
Nevew admit it! Evew!!
DO NOT, I wepeat,
DO NOT wook at or acknowedge the poop (refer to pitchoo #1 at bottom. See me?)...
#2 -
Nevew wun away!! That means you did it and Betty didn't!! (see Betty in Pitchoo #2)
#3 - Cwouch down and wook pitifuw and sad.
#4 - Wook stwaight into Mommy's eyes. If she stiww wooks cwabby, woll ovew on your back (Pitchoo #3)
#5 - She will pick you up and kiss you and hug you. Wick your Mommy's
face and nose and mouf awot. She will give you a tweat.
#6 - Eat your tweat in your bed and enjoy it! (Pitchoo #4)
You are safe until the next poo time! [COLOR="Red
"](END OF CWASS!!!!)[/COLOR]