Hi! It's me, Milo.
I'm writing to tell you all I've made a record. I've managed to go for one full month without having a bath
(although my luck has finished today, my mummy has bathed me
) Just in case you want to go without bathing for sooooooooooo long, I tell you what I did. First, I was neutered. I was a little afraid at first, when my mummy left me at the vet's, but they played with me and then I don't remember anything until my mum came back. When I was nearly well, I got an ear infection, and the vet told my mum not to bathe me for at least 15 days more
An added bonus was that my mum had to put me an oily stuff in my ears, and as soon as it went in I shook my head to spread it as much as possible
Very soon all my head and neck were covered oil. And my friend "Negro" the terranova licked it, which I like - but my mum didn't because it added to the mess.
Today my mum has bathed me
and she says I look very pretty and smell of green apple. I still prefer being dirty, but at least my mum has cuddled me a lot, and given me my favouritest treat.
This is me after the bath (and without green laser eyes):
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...s/PC140002.jpg