hahaha! You sounded like 90% of the people on here when we first get on.
When I made my first post, it was under my mom's screen name on the thread about our puppy dying. So instead of posting that one, I'll just post an older one. (PS - I dont understand how some of you people thought I was older. I sound like a dweeb).
ok so I can't find any specific posts. but I used to do this obnoxious thing. Whenever someone hit a milestone post, I would post a thread "CONGRATULATIONS TO _______ ON _000 POSTS!!!" and everyone called me the posting police.