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Originally Posted by labrown  I'm an even 6'. What you wouldn't give to be tall? What I wouldn't give to wear a shoe size smaller than 11. What I wouldn't give to not have to buy maternity shirts because my waist is so long. What I wouldn't give to be able to fit comfortably on an airplane. What I wouldn't give to not be idolized by short men with napolean complex. What I wouldn't give to never be referred to as "corn fed" again.
My BF is an even 7' tall, so he makes me feel less out of place. But my family jokes about us raising a race of super humans in the future. Garganutababies. That's what I have to look forward to.
Oh, and I wear Wranglers. I have a 34" inseam, but I wear 36" if I want them to not look like highwaters. I've never met a pair of pants that were too long. |
Sorry, I didn't mean any offense. You know how the saying goes...the grass is always greener....
I've been called Umpa Loompa.