HEY Mawcus! Dis hewe is Wemi! I wiw hab my mommy emaiw my addy an guess wat? U kin hab my sisture, Woxy, fir xtwa secuwity. Dey don't caww hew da "Verminator" fo nutin'!! She kin kick "donkey" - if u no wut I mean
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My mommy won't wet me say bad wuwds, but sumtimes I neak 'em in
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