Dearest Tink. (Clearing throat) This is a very personal discussion that Uncle Charlie is going to have with you. Because my Momma works outside of our house during the day, I wear something called a belly band. Momma made it for me and it is very handsome. On the weekends, Momma is able to take me outside so I don't have to wear it. Let's think of another name instead of a diaper. Something feminine that would be worn by someone as beautiful and ladylike as you. Okay? How about...Tinkerbelle lingerie?
Uncle Charlie will always love you, sweet Tink and your Momma loves you very much. She just doesn't want your house to smell like a kennel, do you know what this means?
Please ask your Momma to send a picture of your Christmas tree when she is finished decorating.
With a big hug, Uncle Charlie |