Dang,,,,I guess I better get my stuff ready to swap with some one

Looks like I'll be going to a new home too,,,,I just wet on the carpet and totally missed my potty pad...then I rolled around on some thing dead outside,,,Man, I'm sure gonna miss my wife,,,,anyone in need of a used hubby who works, goes to school, likes long walks on the beach, who can cook and clean, and can lie like nobody's business,,,,honestly ladies,,,lol,,,keep talking cause I'm taking notes