You ladies crack me up
I kiss mine all the time, share ice creams, and would pick up poop barehanded if I had to!
Coffee has had a "funny" tummy for a day or two and last night he had some very hard poop stuck to his butt, so I tried to wash it, just would not budge, AND he was crying so I had to take it off gently piece by piece..
I DID scrub my hands very well afterwards.