Welll, I have a story too, but it was Hefner and the Poptarts! I went to costco two days ago and my son asked for poptarts! YUCK! But anyway...that's another issue....
Someone left the pantry door open and Hefner was discovered opening the box and removing the poptarts from their wrapping. He had eaten about a half of one when my daughter caught him in the act. He has discovered "people food" recently (don't know how that happened but my H like to be the "good guy" if you know what I mean) and now I seem to have a pavtry Bandit on my hands!!!