My husband and daughter will be home soon and I'm going to have to pry myself away from the computer and act like a normal, healthy, functional adult.

Thank goodness I only have to heat up leftovers. Actually, they know how to use the microwave.
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"If you have men who will exclude any of God’s creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men." — St. Francis of Assisi, 1181-1226