People seem to be soooo.... these days.
I was driving in the parking lot on my side and this woman came straight at me. Didn't even notice, just blab blab blabbing away to her passenger (kids in the back seat). Finally she noticed, swerved and then drove by me barely clearing my car and told me to F off you B****.

I didn't do anything.
I call my mom and she says I can top that. She was at Starbucks and the woman in front of her had ordered and then pulled up only enough so that my moms front bumper barely lined up with the speaker. The lady is rooting through her car rummaging for something, front seat, back seat, etc. There is nobody in front of her. The speaker lady is like "can i take your order". My mom shouts in a minute when I get there the person in front of me hasn't pulled up yet. The lady looks at mom pulls up, still not to the window even though no one in front of her, but just enough for my mom to get to the speaker. She roots around some more, checks the trunk. Finally she pulls up does her thing and drives off. When my mom went to pay the lady said oh the woman in front of you bought your coffee because she thought you needed a little more graciousness in your life!!!!

I was like no way, so my mom said I'll still pay and you can just keep it for a tip.